Tuesday, May 12, 2009
300
This movie is a piece of art. not only does it introduce a new genra of visual imagry. but it's story is so epic and the themes are so honorable and brave that it doubles the amazingness and entices your sences even more than it would if it was just the story itself and didn't have all the action and intense seens that go with it. It is about a king that stands up against a vast army bent on destroying and forcefully accuring societys to expand their empire. Even when the king does not hesitate to end the evil army before it reaches his land ,corruption in his own society prevents him from legaly taking his army to stand against this army. A group of threehundred including the king himself sacrifice their lives willingly to stall this army from reaching their land.
Don't mess with the zohan
This is a comedy with adam sandler. It is probably the most rediculous comedy adam sandler has ever written and acted in. He plays an israeli counterterrorist that dreams of being a hair stylist in NewYork. He is sort of super human due to his flexibility and instantanious reflexes. Just about every woman no matter what size shape of texture ends up hooking up with the zohan because of his dazzling charm. when his cover is blown his peaceful hair styling practice comes to an abrupt halt and he must fight again so he get his peaceful life back.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
National security
This movie is about a black security guard and a white cop who don't get a very good first impression on one another. After the cop losses his partner and after the security guard doesn't make it throgh police academy for the fourth time they meet on the side of the street .The security guard had locked his keys in his car. As he is trying to get them out the polce officer sees him . As they are having the confrntation(the security guard is very outspoken in his beliefs about ethnicity)a big bumble bee attacks them and stings the security guard (he is allergic to bees) a bystandard gets it all on video but it made it look like the officer was beating the black man. His face swelles up and his picture gets put on the news. the cop got scentenced to six months in jail and when he gets out he goes after the people who killed his partner coincidentaly windeing up with the very same security guard.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
ENVY
This movie is about two really attached friends Nick (Jack Black) and Tim ( Ben Stiller). These two have been friends since they were litte kids. They live together, work together, and hang out together. But times aren't very good and both men are struggling financially to support there families and live a normal life. Tim is more plausable when nick is more imaginative. Tim seams to be standing back watching his life fall apart when nick becomes ambitious and opportunistic. Nick tries to get tim to invest a thousand dollars into a prototype invention. He doesn't and when nick is extremely successful he falls under the shadow of his wealth.Only untill after after Tim hits rock bottom does he come clean to nick about his envy and they are such god friends that it doesn't matter and they both live happily ever after.
Bruce Almighty
This Movie is about a reporter named Bruce Nolan.( Jim Carrey ). He lives in an apartment building in NewYork with his girlfriend and dog and actually has a really great setup . But the fact that his reporting career just can't seam to go right drives him to think that god has it out for him. Little things that just don't go right during his day build up and he snaps blaming god for never being there when he asks him. Bruce is on the verge of cracking one night when he is driving home in the rain and crashes into a truck. But bruce wakes up the next morning in his bed. After a few signs that something feels different like walking on water and things like that bruce truly meets his maker. God gives his power to bruce. After all of bruces troubles he now has the power to make his life better. When the whole worl dis affected by his actions he learns his life lesson and everything goes back to normal.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
The Longest Yard
This movie is about a burned out pro-football quarterback (Adam Sandler) who was very popular until he was accused of shaving points in a professional football game . After losing his career and becoming a loser(a rich loser) he gets drunk one night and decides to take his wifes bently for a spin as a way of maybe saying he thinks they should start dating other people. She calls the police and he ends up running, which results in him being arrested and sent to prison, but not just any prison. This prison happens to revolve around football. The warden convinces him to participate in training a team of prisoners to play the gaurds and lose. But he does the right thing and decides not to throw the game and the prisoners win.
What's the worst that could happen?
This movie is about a theif ,kevin (Martin Lawrence) . It begins at an art auction that he goes to posing as buyer. He ends up losing focus on his scam and sits next to a woman. With his quick charm he sparks conversation with her and learns that she has to sell her fathers beautiful painting because she has no other choice and needs the money. After it's bought he ends up stealing it back and surprises the girl with it. After they fall for eachother she gives him a ring that is very important to her , somewhat as a symbol of their trust.
But even though kevin is completely loyal to her, don't forget he is still a theif and actually has a problem with his ego. The fact that its big.
When he is robbing a house and doesn't relize that the slimy owner is home he gets caught red handed. The slimy owner is an extremely welthy buisiness man Max Fairbanks (Danny Devito)who has just as big an ego as kevin.
Max proposes to the police that the "oh so important" ring on the theifs finger infact belongs to him. After they give Max the ring and take kevin away he escapes and goes back to the house but max isn't there. The battle is on.
But even though kevin is completely loyal to her, don't forget he is still a theif and actually has a problem with his ego. The fact that its big.
When he is robbing a house and doesn't relize that the slimy owner is home he gets caught red handed. The slimy owner is an extremely welthy buisiness man Max Fairbanks (Danny Devito)who has just as big an ego as kevin.
Max proposes to the police that the "oh so important" ring on the theifs finger infact belongs to him. After they give Max the ring and take kevin away he escapes and goes back to the house but max isn't there. The battle is on.
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